Quotes I Like

The Sweetest Thing (2002)
[after knocking over a flower arrangement and disrupting an entire wedding]
Courtney: This isn’t the Glichtman Barmitzvah is it? Mosha are you in here, no?
Christina: Come along Sharron. Mazeltov! Shalom!

Old School (2003)
Beanie: Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it’s going to be sick. I’m talking like crazy boy band ass.

Forever ft. Drake, Kanye West, Lil Wayne and Eminem (2009)
Life is such a fucking roller coaster, then it drops.
But what should I scream for, this is my theme park.

Bridesmaids (2011)
Megan: I would like to apologize. I’m not confident which end that came out of.

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